I was feeling down so i took a walk and stopped at the park. When i was there, this 5 year old boy came up to me and gave me these dandelions. and said something in french that i didn’t understand and then ran away. Even though i had no idea what he said, it was literally the cutest thing.
awwwwwww!!!
I love dandelions forever.
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- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
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lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
I have a mighty need
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